We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Haggis, She Said

from 7 Inches Of Blockage: Vol 1 by Blockage

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

lyrics

HAGGIS, SHE SAID
My meaty fate stares up from my plate
And I dread that first bite
I can’t back down
I’m leaving town and it wouldn’t feel right

If this pile of steaming meat
Just got the best of me
I couldn’t let these sheep guts bother me

I had to try and see

Haggis, she said
I nearly dropped dead
I smiled and said thank you instead
Haggis, she said
My face flushed so red
Was that plate really headed my way?

It looked to me like corned beef hash
But I knew far better
My friend wanted to send it away
But I couldn’t let her

Cuz I knew it was up to me
To slay this fleshy beast
I dug my fork down deep into the feast

I had to try at least

Haggis, she said
I nearly dropped dead
I smiled and said thank you instead
Haggis, she said
My face flushed so red
Was that plate really headed my way?

We’ve come to town to swallow it down
We’ve put this off for too long
It would be waste to not take a taste
This many Scots can’t be wrong

I’ve been through Edinburgh
I’ve been through Inverness
I’ve been through Glasgow too
Got pissed in Oban
And passed out in Kyleakin
Woke up in Ullapool

But it was in Fort William
When I first discovered this
Chunky mess that I could grow to miss

Have you tasted this?

Haggis, she said
I nearly dropped dead
I smiled and said thank you instead
Haggis, she said
My face flushed so red
Was that plate really headed my way?

We’ve come to town to swallow it down
We’ve put this off for too long
It would be waste to not take a taste
This many Scots can’t be wrong
I couldn’t deal with this rancid meal
Why would they string me along?
There is no shame, and no shifting blame
Five million Scots can’t be wrong

credits

from 7 Inches Of Blockage: Vol 1, released January 3, 2023
S. Rowley

Featuring:
Juan Gutierrez - Drums
Chepe Gutierrez - Bass

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Blockage image

Blockage Los Angeles, California

Blockage is a Punk-fueled rock band from Los Angeles.

Sean Rowley - Lead vocals, rhythm guitar

Frank Guzman - Lead guitar

Dave Guzman - Bass, backing vocals

Bryan Panzeri - Drums ... more

contact / help

Contact Blockage

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

If you like Blockage, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featuring Riley Pinkerton (aka The Rat Queen) from the theatrical NYC rockers, Castle Rat.
listen now